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Poppet
Poppet
Tiny. Cursed. Absolutely up to something.
In folklore, poppets were little handmade dolls used in magic, protection, revenge, love spells, and general questionable decision making. Historically? Mysterious magical objects.
For your dog?
A crinkly screaming goblin to whip around the living room at full speed while making direct eye contact with you.
Poppet is stitched together with spooky charm, voodoo vibes, and enough chaos energy to become your pet’s new emotional support cryptid.
Your Dog’s Plans Include:
shaking Poppet violently
carrying it everywhere like a weird baby
hiding it in the bed
screaming at 2am because the squeaker still works
sacrificing it to the couch cushions
immediately destroying your sense of peace
Features
crinkle inside
squeaker included
soft plush exterior
embroidered stitched details
lightweight small-size toy
spooky year-round aesthetic
Color
Slime green with voodoo-inspired stitched details and striped bow
Great For
small dogs
cats
goth households
spooky pet collections
weird little beasts
Doris Bizarro Warning
Poppet contains powerful goblin energy.
Not intended for aggressive chewers.
6inch tall, 5inch wide head, body 3inch wide
Regular price
$13.00 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$13.00 USD
Shipping calculated at checkout.
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