{"product_id":"poppet","title":"Poppet","description":"Tiny. Cursed. Absolutely up to something.\n\nIn folklore, poppets were little handmade dolls used in magic, protection, revenge, love spells, and general questionable decision making. Historically? Mysterious magical objects.\n\nFor your dog?\nA crinkly screaming goblin to whip around the living room at full speed while making direct eye contact with you.\n\nPoppet is stitched together with spooky charm, voodoo vibes, and enough chaos energy to become your pet’s new emotional support cryptid.\n\nYour Dog’s Plans Include:\nshaking Poppet violently\ncarrying it everywhere like a weird baby\nhiding it in the bed\nscreaming at 2am because the squeaker still works\nsacrificing it to the couch cushions\nimmediately destroying your sense of peace\nFeatures\ncrinkle inside\nsqueaker included\nsoft plush exterior\nembroidered stitched details\nlightweight small-size toy\nspooky year-round aesthetic\nColor\n\nSlime green with voodoo-inspired stitched details and striped bow\n\nGreat For\nsmall dogs\ncats\ngoth households\nspooky pet collections\nweird little beasts\nDoris Bizarro Warning\n\nPoppet contains powerful goblin energy.\n\nNot intended for aggressive chewers.\n\n6inch tall, 5inch wide head, body 3inch wide","brand":"Doris Bizarro","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46690554446023,"sku":null,"price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0690\/4165\/1911\/files\/9486489f6339c16844782aa6ca7b1258c0db81d128856c0aa4b01d0cc46d624e.jpg?v=1782271148","url":"https:\/\/pupcakesbarkery.pet\/products\/poppet","provider":"Pupcakes and Pawstries Barkery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}